[color=#0000ff]武林外传经典台词....重现江湖（中英文对照版）

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　　武林外传经典台词....重现江湖（中英文对照版）姬无命：你这个禽兽

　　吕轻候：别过来，子曾经曰过，武力是解决不了任何问题的

　　众人曰：什么子

　　吕轻候：吕子

　　姬无命：你想怎么死，我成全你

　　郭芙蓉：排山倒海！哎哟

　　姬无命：下回出招，用不着先喊。拿命来

　　吕轻候：慢着

　　吕轻候：杀我可以，但得先说明白了，我到底是死在谁的手里

　　姬无命：废话，我呀

　　吕轻候：我——是谁

　　[姬无命迟疑中……]

　　姬无命：我怎么知道你是谁呀

　　吕轻候：问题来了吧

　　姬无命：你，什么意思啊

　　吕轻候：这得从人和宇宙的关系开始讲起了，在你身上长久以来，一直就有一个问题在缠绕着你

　　姬无命：什么问题呀

　　吕轻候：我——是谁

　　姬无命：这个我已经知道啦

　　吕轻候：不，你不知道。你知道吗，你是谁？姬无命嘛？不，这只是个名字，一个代号。你可以叫姬无命，我也可以叫姬无命，他们都可以。把这个代号拿掉之后呢，你又是谁

　　姬无命：我不知道，我也不用知道

　　吕轻候：好，好。那你再回答我另一个问题。我是谁

　　姬无命：这个问题已经问过了

　　吕轻候：不，我刚才问的是本我，现在问的是自我

　　姬无命：这有什么区别吗

　　吕轻候：举个例子，当我用我这个代号来进行对话的同时，你的代号也是我。这意味着什么呢，这是否意味着你就是我，而我也就是你

　　姬无命：这这 这个问题没什么意义嘛

　　吕轻候：那就问几个有意义的，我生从何来，死往何处，我为何要出现在这个世界上，我的出现对这个世界来说意味着什么，是世界选择了我，还是我选择了世界

　　姬无命：够啦

　　吕轻候：我和宇宙之间有必然的联系吗？宇宙是否有尽头，时间是否有长短，过去的时间在哪里消失，未来的时间又在何处停止？我在这一刻提出的问题，还是你刚才听到的问题吗

　　姬无命：我杀了你

　　吕轻候：[大吼]是谁杀了我，而我又杀了谁

　　姬无命：是我杀了我

　　吕轻候：回答正确，动手吧

　　[啪！啪、啪、啪、啪、啪、啪……]

　　[吕轻候长呼气……]

　　吕轻候：他不会再醒过来了吧

　　白展堂：应该不会了

　　郭芙蓉：这 这算个什么说法呀

　　[吕轻候整理头发]

　　吕轻候：知识就是力量

　　[鼓掌……]

　　吕轻候：同福客栈知识竞答，下周同一时间与您相约

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　　英文版

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　　Ji: You are such a brute

　　Lv: Dont come here, a sage said that force cannot figure out anything.

　　Others：Which sage

　　Lv: Me

　　Ji: So what's your plan for die, I'll do it for you

　　Guo：Remove Mountains(排山倒海)! Ouch

　　Ji: For next time, dont shout before force on. Go to hell!

　　Lv: Wait

　　Lv: You can kill me, but i must know that who killed me

　　Ji: Nonsense, it's me

　　Lv: Who is -- me?

　　[Ji is thinking...]

　　Ji: How come I know who you are?

　　Lv: There is a question now

　　Ji: What, what do you mean?

　　Lv: This will start with the connection of people and the universe, for you, there is a question at all times with you

　　Ji: What question

　　Lv: Who is -- me?

　　Ji: I did know this already

　　Lv: Nope, you don't know.  Do you know, who are you?  Wuming Ji?  No, it's just a name, a symbol.  You could be Wuming Ji, I could be too, they all could be.  Therefore who are you with remove the symbol

　　Ji: I don't know, and I don't want to know

　　Lv: Okay, okay.  You can answer the other question.  Who am I

　　Ji: You just asked that

　　Lv: No, the question I asked was "Myself", but now it's atman

　　Ji: Any difference between them?

　　Lv: Imagine that when I'm using I or me for a dialog, you are using them, too.  What does it mean?  Does it mean that you are me and I am you?

　　Ji: It, it doesn't make sense

　　Lv: Then I ask some questions that do have purport.  Where am I  

　　from, and where will I go when I died, why should I show in this world, what's the meaning for me to show up to the world, is that world chose me or I chose the world?

　　Ji: Enough!

　　Lv: Between I and the universe, does it have inevitable connection? Does the universe have bottom, does time have the last second? Where the past time disappeared, and where will the unborn time stop at?  The question I am asking at this moment, was that the question you just heard?

　　Ji: I'll kill you!

　　Lv: [Shout]Who killed me, and I killed who?

　　Ji: I killed myself!?

　　Lv: That's right, please start on

　　[Pam!  Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam, Pam...]

　　[Lv is exhaling...]

　　Lv: He will never wake up, right?

　　Bai: Maybe...

　　Guo: What, what's this

　　[Lv is cleaning up the hair]

　　Lv: Knowledge is power

　　[Claping hands...]

　　Lv: Tongfu hostel knowledge competition will see you next week

[发帖际遇]: 胡斐要去和程灵素约会，出门前好运猪帮他打整了一下络腮胡，得到打赏银两18.

好运猪

各回各家，各找各妈
Go back home, and find your mom.
老虎不发威，你当我是HELLO KITTY  
Tiger doesn't get angry, you think it's HELLO KITTY
额服了you,额尊敬you,额的内心崇拜you
I admire you, I respect you, I really adore you.
我看好你哟~  
I really think you're nice~~~~
饿错了,呃真滴错咧，饿从一开始就错列~当初饿就不该嫁过来,如果不嫁过来饿的夫君就不会死,饿的夫君不会死,饿 就不会沦落到这么一个伤心的地方
I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't married here, if I didn't marry here my husband will never die. If my husband didn't die, I'll never in  

this heartrending place now.
姓嘛？叫嘛？打哪来？往哪去？家里几口人？人均几亩地？地里几头牛？说说说。。。  
What's you surname? What's you first name? Where are you from? Where are you going? How many people are there in you house? How many units of cropland per person has? How  

many cattles in the cropland? Answer! Answer it!
额滴神啊！
Oh my god!(OMG)
亲娘哎！
Oh my mom!
排山倒海
Remove Mountains
葵花点穴手
Sunflower point points hand (注明：第一个point是 点到、指到 的意思、第二个 points 是穴位的意思)
子曾经曰过
A sage said that... 或者是 Confucius said that...
放着我来
Wait! I'll do it!
嫂子~~~~~~~~~
Elder brother's wife~~~~~~~~~~
帮我照顾好我七舅姥爷和他的三外甥女
Help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece
我祝你们白头偕老，断子绝孙
I bless you that live to old age in conjugal bliss and die without sons
世界如此美妙 我却如此暴躁 这样不好，不好
The wrold is that sweetness, but I'm this testiness, it's not good, not good
放心！这事全包我身上了
Take it easy, I'll do all the things
确定一定以及肯定
I confirm, ensure and make certain that
否决否认以及否定
I deny, disaffirm and disavow that
嘘！嘘！嘘！低调！低调！都低调！
Sh! Sh! Shhh! Be low-pitched, be low-pitched. All be low-pitched
我最后一次警告你啊 请使用人类的语言和我交谈
This is the last warning! Please speak humans language to me!
你杂这样子嘛!什么时候睡觉不好,非得晚上睡啊
Why did you do this? How come you must sleep in the night?
我上头有人
There have people above me
你无情无耻无理取闹
You are unkind, cheeky and out of all reason
我的神啊上帝啊以及老天爷啊
Oh my god, lord and providence!
我就象一只爬在玻璃上苍蝇，前途一片光明，就是找不到出路
I'm like the fly which is climbing on the glass, the sunshine is in front of me, but i just cannot find out the outlet
一山不能容二虎,除非一公和一母
There won't have two tigers in one place, unless they're male and female.

[发帖际遇]: 好运猪在老顽童处骗取《养蜂秘法》，翻印成《如何饲养文化型蜜蜂》出版后获利银两7.

weyl

好像译得不是很好的样子

[发帖际遇]: weyl成功阻止胡斐与苗人凤决斗，遭田归农追杀，损失银两32.

金牌小蛀虫

呵呵   的确都是经典台词

林风

有直译的味道呀

我是美金

呵呵，英語翻譯聽牛得

此乃中式英語。

[发帖际遇]: 我是美金遭遇四大恶人,奋力拼搏,得到银两14两银子

syx8762395

呵呵，发现英文的啥都不认识。单独列出绝对不懂。

[发帖际遇]: syx8762395去长白山捉火蟾，掉入泥沼中，损失银两21.

黄颖

惊现百度快译...................庐山瀑布！！！

[发帖际遇]: 黄颖偷得虚竹身上的美女图卷轴，卖给段誉，得银子银两49。

花钱越下

我翻译成韩语了
지 - 무료 인생 : 귀하의 동물

루 더욱 빛을 : 아직 안 끝났어, 아이 앞에서 강제로 모든 문제를 해결할 수 없다고했다 마

사람들이 말하는 : 어떤 하위 -

루 더욱 빛을 : Zi

지 - 무료 인생 : 어떻게 죽고, 내가 당신을 위해 오전 싶어요

겸비한 Furong : 거대한 눈사태를! 오하이오

지 - 무료 인생 : 다음 시간했고, 큰소리로 필요하지 않습니다. 생명을 앗아갈하려면

루 더욱 빛을 : 잠깐 만요

루 더욱 빛을 : 나는,하지만 우선 당신이 내가 마지막에 누가 손을의 사망했다 이해해야 죽일 수 없다

지 - 무료 인생 : 쓰레기, 189 날

루 더욱 빛을 : 나는 -

[여사 순서에 지체없이 ... ...]

지 - 무료 인생 : 내가 어떻게 아나 사람

루 더욱 빛을 : 오른쪽의 질문에

지 - 무료 인생 : 당신, 그게 무슨 뜻 이죠 아

루 더욱 빛을 : 우주에서 이야기의 시작 사이의 관계, 네 몸에 아주 오래, 이미 귀하의 유령에서 문제가 발생했습니다

지 - 무료 인생 : 무엇입니까

루 더욱 빛을 : 나는 -

지 - 무료 인생 : 난 널 알아

루 더욱 빛을 : 아니, 당신은 몰라요. 너도 알다시피, 넌 누구냐니까? 지 할 수 없어서는 안되는 것인가? 아니, 이것은 단지 이름, 코드 이름입니다. 너도 알겠지만, 내가 그녀에게 말해 그녀를 살 수 없어요 살 수 없어요, 그들이 될 수있습니다. 코드를 제거하려면, 당신이 누군지

지 - 무료 인생 : 나도 몰라, 나도 몰라

루 더욱 빛을 : 좋아, 좋아. 왜 내가해야 할 또 다른 질문에 대답했다. 나는 누구일까요

지 - 무료 인생 :이 질문에 의해 요구를 받아왔다

루 더욱 빛을 : 아니, 난이있다 물어 봐야 할 것, 지금 물어 자체이다 -

지 - 무료 인생 : 무슨 권리로의 차이점은 무엇입니까

루 더욱 빛을 : 예를 들어, 내가 어렸을 때 대화에서 같은 시간에 종사하는 내 코드를 사용하여 코드가 어떤 나이다 이게 무슨 뜻 이니, 여기가 내가 무슨 뜻이며, 내가 너라면

지 - 무료 인생 : 이것은 이해가되지 않는 문제가있습니다

루 더욱 빛을 : 몇, 어디, 어디에 죽음을, 왜 내가이 세상에서 태어난 의미가 나타납니다 물어 보곤, 난 그게 무슨 뜻에 대한 세계의 등장, 세계 유수의 날 선택 아니면 세상 일 오전

지 - 무료 인생 : 충분히

루 더욱 빛을 : 우주와 그 사이의 불가 피한 링크? 거기에 우주의 끝에 여부를 과거의 시간의 길이 어디로 세월을 보내다, 앞으로 시간과 장소를 그만? 나는이 순간에 투입, 아니면 그냥 질문을 들었을 당신을

지 - 무료 인생 : 나는 당신을 죽일

루 더욱 빛을 : [고함] 누가 날 죽일, 그리고 또 하나의 살해

지 - 무료 인생 : 내가 날 죽일

루 더욱 빛을 : 올바른 답변 할

[블랙! 블랙, 블랙, 블랙, 블랙, 블랙, 블랙 ... ...]

[루 빛을 기다리는 긴 호흡 ... ...]

루 더욱 빛을 : 그분이 안 깨어나

티 화이트 : 그것은해서는 안

겸비한 Furong :이 당신이 말하는가

[루 - 지정 마무리 빛이 머리카락]

루 더욱 빛을 : 지식 권력이다

[박수 ... ...]

루 더욱 빛을 : 다음 주에 축복 Zhishijingda 여관, 같은 시간에서 당신을 만나고

[发帖际遇]: 花钱越下抢了钟灵给段誉的绣花鞋，卖了有银两3。

花钱越下

还有标准的英语翻译
Ji-free life: Your animal

Lu further light: Do not over, the child had said earlier that force can not solve any problem

People say: What sub -

Lu further light: Zi

Ji-free life: how you want to die, I am the sake of you

Guo Furong: an avalanche! Oh

Ji-free life: The next time came, and do not need to shout. To take life

Lu further light: Wait

Lu further light: I can kill, but first you have to understand that said I was in the end who died in the hands of

Ji-free life: a load of rubbish, me

Lu further light: I - who

[Kyi without delay in order ... ...]

Ji-free life: how do I know you are a Who

Lu further light: the question of the right to

Ji-free life: You, What does it mean ah

Lu further light: from the universe and the relationship between the beginning of the talk, your body a long time, there has been a problem in your haunted

Ji-free life: What does

Lu further light: I - who

Ji-free life: I know you

Lu further light: No, you do not know. Do you know, Who are you? Ji will not live to do? No, this is only a name, a code name. You can not live to tell her, tell her I can not live, they can be. To remove the code after it, you who

Ji-free life: I do not know, I do not know

Lu further light: Good, good. What do you answer another question I have. Who am I

Ji-free life: This question has been asked by

Lu further light: No, I have to ask is this, I now ask is self -

Ji-free life: What is the difference between right

Lu further light: For example, when I used my code to engage in a dialogue at the same time, your code is what I. What does this mean, this is what I mean you, and I was you

Ji-free life: This is the problem which do not sense

Lu further light: it would ask a few meaningful, where I was born, where death, why should I appear in this world, I have the emergence of the world for what it means, is one of the world chose me Or I am on the World

Ji-free life: enough

Lu further light: the universe and the inevitable link between it? Are there at the end of the universe, whether the length of time in the past where the time away, the next time and where to stop? I put forward at this moment, or you have just heard the question you

Ji-free life: I kill you

Lu further light: [yelling] who kill me, and I also killed one

Ji-free life: I kill me

Lu further light: the correct answer, do you

[Black! Black, black, black, black, black, black ... ...]

[Lu light breath waiting a long ... ...]

Lu further light: he will not wake you up

T. White: It should not be a

Guo Furong: Is this what you say

[Lu-designate finishing light hair]

Lu further light: knowledge is power

[Applause ... ...]

Lu further light: with the blessing Zhishijingda Inn, at the same time next week to meet with you