很强的英语翻译!

zhouliangcai

1．we two who and who？

咱俩谁跟谁阿

2．how are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you

你不 鸟我，我也不 鸟你

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers ！ together up ！

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5．hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝

6．you me you me

彼此彼此

7．You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

8．know is know noknow is noknow

知之为知之， 不知为不 知...

9．WATCH SISTER

表妹

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse' son can make hole!!

龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子大地洞

11．American Chinese not enough

美中不 足

12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die

车祸现场描述

13．heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14．go past no mistake past

走过路过， 不要错过

15．小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

16．If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

18．you have two down son。

你有两下子。

19．as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you　face ,I turn my　face

给你脸你不 要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸

[发帖际遇]: zhouliangcai看到神仙姐姐蜡像，叩了一千个响头，蒲团被磕破了，发现里面有银两5.

水灵仙儿

我来给你加句，以前读小学时我们经常说的
if you no three no four,i can colour see see for you

如果你不三不四，我就给你点颜色看看。。

哈哈哈

cloudhu

我也加个我们小学里自创的：horse horse head
大学里发明的：I have a dream that one day I will have many many beatiful girls to fuck……
马丁路德要吐血了

[发帖际遇]: cloudhu在海边沙滩上捡到一支圣火令，当废铜卖了，获得银两5.

邪靈114

最俗的：good good study,day day up
                好好学习，天天向上

[发帖际遇]: 邪靈114请陈园园签名,被胡逸之发现,引为知己,增加声望6.

风言风语

确实有够强。。。

justtest

靠 太强悍了
英文拼音版中文啊

[发帖际遇]: justtest借钱给游坦之整容，手术成功，多还你银两28.

junbao1111

1．we two who and who？

咱俩谁跟谁阿
正解：what are friends for?

[发帖际遇]: junbao1111完成赞美飞天神龙洪安通巨侠的对联一副，得到赏赐银两23。

林风

果然很强～～

[发帖际遇]: 林风答应假扮小宝应老婆之约,得到偿金银两28.

bingo

高中自创的：
so many people die,what don't you go to die
甘多人死，吾见你死？

[发帖际遇]: bingo完成赞美飞天神龙洪安通巨侠的对联一副，得到赏赐银两13。

zhouliangcai

我才发现好多人才被埋没在了!碧海潮生,这个板块了!

水灵仙儿

笑死我了，回贴的要比发贴的搞笑~~

[发帖际遇]: 水灵仙儿抢了钟灵给段誉的绣花鞋，卖了有银两2。