一封比较绝的情书

zhouliangcai

There once lived a lad who was deeply in love with a girl, but disliked by the girl’s father, who didn’t want to see any further development of their love. The lad was eager to write to the girl, yet he was quite sure that the father would read it first. So he wrote such a letter to the girl:

　　My love for you I once expressed

　　no longer lasts, instead, my distaste for you

　　is growing with each passing day. Next time I see you,

　　I even won’t like that look yours.

　　I’ll do nothing but

　　look away from you. You can never expect I’ll

　　marry you. The last chat we had

　　was so dull and dry that you shouldn’t think it

　　made me eager to see you again.

　　If we get married, I firmly believe I’ll

　　live a hard life, I can never

　　live happily with you, I’ll devote myself

　　but not

　　to you. No one else is more

　　harsh and selfish and least

　　solicitous and considerate than you.

　　I sincerely want to let you know

　　what I said is true. Please do me a favor by

　　ending our relations and refrain from

　　writing me a reply. Your letter is always full of

　　things which displease me. You have no

　　sincere care for me. So long! Please believe

　　I don’t love you any longer. Don’t think

　　I still have a love of you!

　　Having read the letter, the father felt relieved and gave it to his daughter with a light heart.

　　The girl also felt quite pleased after she read it carefully, her lad still had a deep love for her.

　　Do you know why? In fact, she felt very sad when she read the letter for the first time. But she read it for a few more times and , at last, she found the key – only every other line should be read, that is the first line, the third, the fifth … and so on to the end.

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逍遥豆豆

最好翻译一下，俺的英语不是太好
不过还是很聪明的……

watmybb

看不懂,请楼主翻译成中文

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410410410

我翻译了下。
有一次生活的孩子谁深深爱上了一个女孩，但不喜欢的女孩的父亲，谁不希望看到任何进一步发展他们的爱情。法援署急于写信给女孩，但他很肯定的父亲将阅读第一。因此，他写了一封信给这样的女孩：

我爱你，我曾表示

不再持续，相反，我讨厌你

是与日俱增。下一次我见到你，

我什至不会像期待你的。

我会什么也不做，但

期待远离你。你不能指望我会

嫁给你。过去我们有聊天

这样干巴巴，你不应该认为这

我希望再次见到你。

如果我们结婚，我坚信我会

生活困难的生活，我永远不能

快乐地生活与你，我会花我自己

但不

给您。没有其他人在更多

残酷和自私的和最不发达国家

殷勤，周到的比你。

我真诚地希望让你知道

我所说的是真的。请能帮我个忙了

结束我们的关系，避免

我一个书面答复。你的信总是充满了

事情得罪了我。您还没有

真诚地照顾我。这么长时间！请相信

我不爱你了。不要以为

我仍然爱你！

在读了这封信，父亲感到欣慰，并送给他的女儿，以轻心。

这名女孩也觉得很高兴，她仔细阅读，她的孩子仍然有深深的爱她。

你知道为什么？事实上，她觉得非常难过，她阅读了这封信的第一次。但是，她看了几多次，并在去年，她发现的关键-只有每行应读，这是第一行，第三，第五...等等结束。

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zhouliangcai

楼上这位,真佩服你!

410410410

佩服我啥？

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風清揚

你是用翻譯網吧

逍遥豆豆

无论如何，还是感谢六楼热心的翻译啊

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ysc924

根本看不懂写的什么。。。。

410410410

用我的翻译吧

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白武男

沒有看完, 內容太長了. (而且句子都是在表達同一種訊息)

拍拖這回事, 如果認為不適合, 分開便是了...

畢竟是曾經相愛的,用不著口誅筆伐一番...

白武男

沒有看完, 內容太長了. (而且句子都是在表達同一種訊息)

拍拖這回事, 如果認為不適合, 分開便是了...

畢竟是曾經相愛的,用不著口誅筆伐一番...