今天早上又没有去上课

神崎丽美

哎，怪就怪这老天，无缘无故的变冷了，昨晚上睡得特别好 今天又一次的忘却时间 睡过头了

  这突然让我想到几年前看得一部大学生活小说：一个学生2个月不去学校 都是麻吉帮报道 一直在宿舍宅住，有一天良心发现去了一次上课，导师一见他就说道 ：呀 你好像突然长高了

暗下决心 下个星期起要好好上课了 腐女生活即将再见

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电水壶

lz好好学习，天天向上~~~~~~~

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来首红领巾之歌天天鼓励下自己

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冷月凝霜

大学生活就是这样，话说很多选修课我根本不知道讲师长什么样子

让我想起一个笑话：
某大学某一门课程的考试只有一道选择题：
1、请在以下照片中选择本门课程的讲师：

大多数考前借别人笔记突击的人都是零分。

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jy03120338

感觉大学虽然自由 但是也是那么多年的学崖中最腐（允许用这个词）的

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冷月凝霜

还有一个故事：
考前一帮学生出去酒吧狂欢，结果晚上睡过头误了考试时间。
向教授解释说开车出去玩回来的路上车胎爆了。教授说没有关系，明天补考。
这帮兄弟回去之后疯狂突击，自认已经没有任何问题，可是当试卷发下来之后才发现事情没有这么简单，因为试卷上只有一道题：

1、请问昨天爆掉的是哪一个轮胎：
A 左前轮    B右前轮    C左后轮   D右后轮
……

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神崎丽美

真好笑
有次我去XX大学 经常看到有人在荷花池旁喊XX大去死........（估计喝醉了）
大学生要释放高中3年的郁闷 还有现在的生活压力

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木纹九清

大学赶上不喜欢的课，总是逃课，去公园划船，去逛街，最差的是去操场晒太阳看人家踢球
好荒废啊~~~

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电水壶

大学时最常干的事就是逃课上网

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邱钢

没上过大学的人路过

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翘课无罪，逃学有理

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zipang

大学不逃课么，不算完美，，。。。。

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逃课很正常，特别是在学生会混的。最最特别是负责纪检考勤，例如我

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KA

（刚才我童鞋经过，看到LS的帖子说：这人装B，鉴定完毕 ）

今天早上六点钟爬起来做物理，真的好冷的说- =
外面还下毛毛雨。。冷++啊

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[ 本帖最后由 黄顺坤 于 2009-10-13 13:30 编辑 ]

电水壶

ls说得有理~~~~~~~~~~

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神崎丽美

你是上海的啊？我国庆去了几天上海 就是那段时间变风了 超级冷 我还穿短袖去呢

[ 本帖最后由 神崎丽美 于 2009-11-11 11:26 编辑 ]