[恶搞]人之初 英文版……

风神无名

人之初 : At the beginning of life.

性本善 : Sex is good.

性相近 : Basically, all the sex are the same.

習相遠 : But it depends on how the way you do it.

苟不教 : If you do not practice all the time.

性乃遷 : Sex will leave you..

教之道 : The way of learning it

貴以專 : is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母 : Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

擇鄰處 : chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不學 : If you don’t study hard,

斷機杼 : your Dick will become useless.

竇燕山 : Dou, the Famous

有義方 : owned a very effective excitiing medicine

教五子 : All his five sons took it

名俱揚 : and their sexual ability were well-known.

養不教 : If your children don’t know how to do it,

父之過 : It’s all your fault.

教不嚴 : If they had lots of problems with it,

師之惰 : their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不學 : You may refuse to study this

非所宜 : but that is a real mistake

幼不學 : If you don’t learn it in childhood,

老何學 : you will lose your ability when aged.

玉不琢 : If you don’t exercise your dick,

不成器 : It won’t become hard and strong.

人不學 : If you don’t learn sex,

不知義 : you can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

燃燒吧,直譯~

飞奔的瘸子

汗~~学生学这个背英文真要累死。。

抽刀断水

还处在昏迷中。。。。。。。。
虽然是直译
不过看到英文就晕~~~

飛少爺

3字经居然可以这样翻译，我郁闷

saintlkn

......强的！！！

张贝克

鸟文厌恶者飘过............

郭J

我看到sex就……

蓝烁乐

哎，看来有时间还是多学学英文     以后背三字经也方便了